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Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk!

I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of... Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments.

No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on.

Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911?

We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that.

When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? Might want to play a bit hard to get.

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