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A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. Might want to play a bit hard to get. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss!

No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! 0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello? They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes.

OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly.

No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? 0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello? Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. Might want to play a bit hard to get. Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services.

Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her!

It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. Might want to play a bit hard to get. I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing! Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911?

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