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You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! 0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello? No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes.

Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.

Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory!

Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. 0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello? Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs!

You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble.

I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! 0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello? When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on.

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