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I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds.

Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her!

How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? Might want to play a bit hard to get. Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on.

How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing!

When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble.

Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. 0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello? I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly.

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