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So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food!

Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk!

From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing! Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing!

I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed...

Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on.

You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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