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OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments.

I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that.

Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of... Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! Might want to play a bit hard to get. Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes.

Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay

You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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