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It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. Might want to play a bit hard to get. It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? They just toss us away like yesterday's jam.

A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay

Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs!

Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!

It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman!

Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire.

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