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I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911? A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal.

It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! Might want to play a bit hard to get.

0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello? You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed...

Might want to play a bit hard to get. Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of... How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them.

Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments.

Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?

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