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They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!

I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal.

No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages.

How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911? Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing?

Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of... How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes.

No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed...

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