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I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality.

You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. 0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello? It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality.

I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. Might want to play a bit hard to get. OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out?

Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of... It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory!

See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire.

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