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Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food!

How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! Might want to play a bit hard to get. You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her!

Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food!

They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? They just toss us away like yesterday's jam.

See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! 0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello? We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble.

It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire.

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